I first thought of writing this piece shortly after reviewing the conspicuously mediocre superhero team-up movie Justice League, but it was taking me some time to properly collect my thoughts. When I watched the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War, a little over an hour ago, everything pretty much fell into place.
The first answer that may come to people's minds when asked "why does the Marvel Cinematic Universe work so well" could well be "because they make better movies" but not only would such an answer would be rather facile, it would not even be entirely true.
While the first Iron Man was an unqualified success, what not everyone may remember was that the second film, which came out two years later, was specifically derided by a lot of people for the fact that it felt like a "trailer" for The Avengers rather than a movie unto itself. Could Marvel have made a better movie? Probably, but if it felt to viewers that the priority was to plug their Avengers film, especially after audiences reacted positively to Nick Fury's tiny cameo at the end of the first Iron Man movie, there was a reason for that. Making a good follow up was less important than drumming up awareness for their future plans. Iron Man, to my mind, took one for the team in that movie. For better or worse, people thought about, and TALKED about what an Avengers movie would be like, and a year later, they started introducing the other key players, Thor and Captain America.
As much as I enjoyed the first Thor when it came out, I have to admit, having watched it again, that it has not aged very well. It seemed tonally muddled back then, and is barely even watchable now. With its "fantasy/reality world clash" theme it's sort of like a much more expensive, better-written version of the horrid Masters of the Universe movie back in 1987. Without it, however, we wouldn't have had a proper introduction to Thor, one of the founding Avengers, and more importantly, we wouldn't have had an introduction to Loki, the main bad guy of the Avengers film and arguably one of the MCU's most prominent characters. Like the reviled Iron Man 2, Thor, which often hovers near the bottom of many fans' "favorite Marvel films" lists, was a necessary evil. Even though both Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger both had middling box office when they came out, and nothing like the billions or near-billions of dollars that their successors proved capable of generating, they were absolutely necessary. The Incredible Hulk, another of their weaker offerings, wasn't absolutely necessary in the same vein, but it did bring the character within the Universe, and it meant we got to see William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross in two movies, which was fun.
In short, it's not all down to the fact that Marvel "makes better movies," because that isn't always the case. It's down to the fact that even when the individual film wasn't a cinematic masterpiece, they were willing to put it out their to lay the groundwork for the bigger plan. Of course Marvel has made it a point to avoid making real stinkers, but ultimately they don't just make good movies, they make COMPLETE good movies, that introduce us in proper fashion to the characters they want us to embrace.
It's one of the key reasons why Justice League failed to generate the kind of excitement WB had clearly been hoping for; instead of introducing us to Aquaman and Cyborg, two characters largely unknown to non-fans prior to Justice League, through modest but complete films, they gave us e-mail attachments. E-mail attachments. Audiences and critics were understandably indifferent to them. Ezra Miller's Flash was a happy exception, but that's in no small part due to the fact the Flash has a TV series (and has had one previously) that helps keep people aware of him.
It's one of the reasons why Universal's "Dark Universe" was basically dead on arrival even with multiple allusions to a bigger continuity (the other being that The Mummy was basically a terrible movie). They tried to go for a payday they didn't really earn.
Finally, it's also why Sony, who fancied a shot at their own "shared Spidey universe" threw in the towel after The Amazing Spider-Man 2 tanked and finally teamed up with Marvel instead. Their lazily-conceived Sinister Six would almost certainly have been dead on arrival at the box office. There was something laughable about how Sony went from aping Nolan's "dark" style with The Amazing Spider-Man to bright colors and universe-building in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 when they realized that shared universes were the next big thing.
The bottom line is that the folks at Marvel took the time and effort to build this world, one character and movie at a time, knowing that the big team-up movie wouldn't work without the individual movies in place. They knew that, apart from appealing to fanboys, they had to get everyone else on board too, and that was a lengthy process. They're basically like the little red hen in the fairy tale in which she does every tedious individual task needed to make bread (or cake, I forget how it goes), while every other animal on the farm just laughs at her. At the end, her bread is made, and she enjoys the fruits of her labor.
As a result, when something like the Infinity War trailer drops, it's not just the visual effects or the music or the actors that get people excited: it's the history, it's everything that led to this moment. Of COURSE it helps that the film looks well-made, but the extra mile that Marvel has gone is what spells the difference between a handful of well-made movies, like X-Men: First Class and X-Men: Days of Future Past, and a sprawling, interconnected universe. For the most part, when each hero shows up, it feels significant because we've been with them on their arduous individual journeys, and seeing them together, even though we've seen many of them team up before for the first Avengers movie, it...MEANS something.
It's not just that Marvel did the whole "shared universe" thing first; so far, it's the only company that's really taken the time and effort to do it right.
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Sunday, November 26, 2017
Not The End of the World: A Review of Justice League
directed by Zack Snyder (with a little help from Joss Whedon)
written by Chris Terrio, Whedon and Snyder
With all that's going on in the world, it seems wrong to exert as much energy as a number of film critics have thrashing the film Justice League (even if giving their opinions is their job), but if nothing else, I appreciate the slew of bad reviews that savaged this movie because they helped me keep my own expectations firmly in check.
Following the events of Batman vs. Superman, which ended with Superman (Henry Cavill) saving the world from Doomsday and dying in the process, the world is in mourning for the fallen Krytponian. Worse still, with the death of its greatest defender, the earth is now vulnerable to a new, terrifying threat in the form of Steppenwolf (voiced by Ciarin Hinds) and his army of parademons, who come in search of three items of power that could destroy the whole world. Bruce Wayne/Batman (Ben Affleck), recognizing the threat, and remorseful for what he feels was his role in Superman's demise in BvS, decides, together with Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) to recruit several other heroes such as Arthur Curry, aka Aquaman (Jason Momoa), Barry Allen, aka the Flash (Ezra Miller) and Victor Stone, aka Cyborg (Ray Fisher), all of whom have unique abilities that, together, may just be key to saving the world from annihilation. Getting the team together, though, proves to be a somewhat challenging task.
Really, as action movies in general, and comic-book movies in particular go, it really isn't that bad. It doesn't have the quasi-religious pretensions or the overall dour tone of Batman vs. Superman (though the characters being referred to as gods does happen at certain points of the movie), the action moved along with reasonable briskness, and overall, the movie manages to project an overall sense of fun, which is more than I can say for just about every other movie in the "DCEU" catalog aside from Wonder Woman. Of course, the film does what it can to milk Gal Gadot's newfound popularity as the world's only female superhero with a blockbuster solo movie to her name, but Affleck is still the film's lead. As far as the characters introduced in this movie are concerned, Miller, who had brief appearances in BvS and Suicide Squad, stood out, not only for the fact that he was basically the film's comic relief, but also because he was the only new character with an actual story arc, unlike Momoa's Aquaman and Fisher's Cyborg.
I also found myself enjoying this film more than most of the previous DCEU installments because of the welcome return of elements of past WB/DC movies, like Commissioner Gordon, now played by one-time J. Jonah Jameson actor J.K. Simmons, and well-loved old musical cues, like composer Danny Elfman's own theme from the 1989 Tim Burton Batman film (which, I'd argue, is still the definitive Batman theme), as well as John Williams' legendary Superman theme from 1978. Even without the multiple homages, I humbly submit that Elfman has turned in the best score ever heard in a DCEU film.
Also, this may seem strange considering I didn't particularly enjoy 2013's Man of Steel, but I genuinely enjoyed Superman's brief appearance in this film (and anyone who accuses me of spoiling plot points by revealing that Supes is in this movie is either disingenuous or has simply been living under a rock); it felt more consistent with the character that I know from the comics.
Basically, watching this movie I got the impression that critics had spent a little too much time sharpening their knives for this one, as they had with Suicide Squad, a movie for which I cared little, but which I would hardly consider one of the worst I've ever seen.
That said, Justice League has way too many problems for me to give it the effusive praise that some...enthusiasts have been only too eager to heap on this movie. Reading some of the pieces in praise of this movie I was reminded of myself, back when I was making excuses for the awful Spider-Man 3.
I had no problem with the whole alien invasion plot, but the execution was glaringly slipshod. The big bad guy, Steppenwolf, was just all-around atrocious, with risible dialogue and really dodgy CGI which made him look only slightly more convincing than the poorly-realized orcs in Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy from a few years back. He was supposed to be the big threat that brought the team together, but at no point did he seem even remotely menacing.
Speaking of bad CGI, it pretty much permeated the production from start to finish, and considering how heavily Snyder and Whedon leaned on it for their big action sequences, it was highlighted repeatedly throughout the movie. I'm not even talking about Cavill's awkwardly "shaven" upper lip, which was the topic of quite a lot of pre-release chatter. It was like watching an extended video game cutscene, or spending an inordinate amount of time in the much-reviled "uncanny valley." The CGI that brought Cyborg to life looked like really bad test footage for a Transformers movie.
This wouldn't have been as much of a problem if the characters had been better fleshed out, but as I said, with the exception of Miller's Flash, none of the characters who hadn't been previously-introduced had any real development. Momoa's Aquaman came across as a self-absorbed jackass with mommy issues, and Cyborg felt more like a plot device than an actual character as, apart from the fact that he was saved from almost certain death and turned into a robot-human hybrid, we the viewers are told next to nothing about him. Fisher gave the role his best, but the script gave him precious little to work with, and as a result, the laughable rendering of his mechanized body was all the more conspicuous.
Sadly, not even Affleck's Batman was exempted from some shockingly shoddy treatment. His lack of superpowers was repeatedly pointed out, and instead of him saving the team's bacon with his brains and tactical capability, as he regularly does in the comics, all he brought to the table here was the tech that the Wayne fortune could buy. It kind of grated on me that there was even a sequence in which Cyborg described Batman as an "asshole," and not because of Bruce's fabled aloofness, but because he was, in that sequence, actually being an asshole. Even Affleck, who managed to turn in a respectable performance in BvS, looked distinctly uninterested in playing this character again. That feels profoundly wrong; Batman was WB's bread and butter for years, and yet Snyder et al seem all too willing to trample all over him in favor of their newer, more colorful heroes.
What probably peeved me the most was a moment in the film in which the team experienced a collective brain fart and basically handed a decisive advantage to the bad guy. I won't spoil it but suffice it to say that it wouldn't have caused them that much trouble to pick up a certain item before they went to meet a certain someone, especially given the importance of that item. It's one of those really irritating moments in which the plot moves forward simply because the heroes are morons. It felt like egregiously lazy writing.
This film, while an improvement over BvS, is definitely a step down from Wonder Woman which, whatever its flaws, was still a solid piece of entertainment. Unlike that film, which felt very much like Patty Jenkins' vision, albeit with a few studio tweaks here and there, this film has the fingerprints of studio executives all over it.
While the box office grosses of this movie have left a lingering question mark over the future of the DCEU as a shared universe, I, for one, still hope that Matt Reeves' Batman solo movie gets made, and becomes the home run people expect it to be. After the raw deal WB gave Batman with this movie, they owe the character, who's raked in billions for them over the years, at least that much.
6.5/10
written by Chris Terrio, Whedon and Snyder
With all that's going on in the world, it seems wrong to exert as much energy as a number of film critics have thrashing the film Justice League (even if giving their opinions is their job), but if nothing else, I appreciate the slew of bad reviews that savaged this movie because they helped me keep my own expectations firmly in check.
Following the events of Batman vs. Superman, which ended with Superman (Henry Cavill) saving the world from Doomsday and dying in the process, the world is in mourning for the fallen Krytponian. Worse still, with the death of its greatest defender, the earth is now vulnerable to a new, terrifying threat in the form of Steppenwolf (voiced by Ciarin Hinds) and his army of parademons, who come in search of three items of power that could destroy the whole world. Bruce Wayne/Batman (Ben Affleck), recognizing the threat, and remorseful for what he feels was his role in Superman's demise in BvS, decides, together with Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) to recruit several other heroes such as Arthur Curry, aka Aquaman (Jason Momoa), Barry Allen, aka the Flash (Ezra Miller) and Victor Stone, aka Cyborg (Ray Fisher), all of whom have unique abilities that, together, may just be key to saving the world from annihilation. Getting the team together, though, proves to be a somewhat challenging task.
Really, as action movies in general, and comic-book movies in particular go, it really isn't that bad. It doesn't have the quasi-religious pretensions or the overall dour tone of Batman vs. Superman (though the characters being referred to as gods does happen at certain points of the movie), the action moved along with reasonable briskness, and overall, the movie manages to project an overall sense of fun, which is more than I can say for just about every other movie in the "DCEU" catalog aside from Wonder Woman. Of course, the film does what it can to milk Gal Gadot's newfound popularity as the world's only female superhero with a blockbuster solo movie to her name, but Affleck is still the film's lead. As far as the characters introduced in this movie are concerned, Miller, who had brief appearances in BvS and Suicide Squad, stood out, not only for the fact that he was basically the film's comic relief, but also because he was the only new character with an actual story arc, unlike Momoa's Aquaman and Fisher's Cyborg.
I also found myself enjoying this film more than most of the previous DCEU installments because of the welcome return of elements of past WB/DC movies, like Commissioner Gordon, now played by one-time J. Jonah Jameson actor J.K. Simmons, and well-loved old musical cues, like composer Danny Elfman's own theme from the 1989 Tim Burton Batman film (which, I'd argue, is still the definitive Batman theme), as well as John Williams' legendary Superman theme from 1978. Even without the multiple homages, I humbly submit that Elfman has turned in the best score ever heard in a DCEU film.
Also, this may seem strange considering I didn't particularly enjoy 2013's Man of Steel, but I genuinely enjoyed Superman's brief appearance in this film (and anyone who accuses me of spoiling plot points by revealing that Supes is in this movie is either disingenuous or has simply been living under a rock); it felt more consistent with the character that I know from the comics.
Basically, watching this movie I got the impression that critics had spent a little too much time sharpening their knives for this one, as they had with Suicide Squad, a movie for which I cared little, but which I would hardly consider one of the worst I've ever seen.
That said, Justice League has way too many problems for me to give it the effusive praise that some...enthusiasts have been only too eager to heap on this movie. Reading some of the pieces in praise of this movie I was reminded of myself, back when I was making excuses for the awful Spider-Man 3.
I had no problem with the whole alien invasion plot, but the execution was glaringly slipshod. The big bad guy, Steppenwolf, was just all-around atrocious, with risible dialogue and really dodgy CGI which made him look only slightly more convincing than the poorly-realized orcs in Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy from a few years back. He was supposed to be the big threat that brought the team together, but at no point did he seem even remotely menacing.
Speaking of bad CGI, it pretty much permeated the production from start to finish, and considering how heavily Snyder and Whedon leaned on it for their big action sequences, it was highlighted repeatedly throughout the movie. I'm not even talking about Cavill's awkwardly "shaven" upper lip, which was the topic of quite a lot of pre-release chatter. It was like watching an extended video game cutscene, or spending an inordinate amount of time in the much-reviled "uncanny valley." The CGI that brought Cyborg to life looked like really bad test footage for a Transformers movie.
This wouldn't have been as much of a problem if the characters had been better fleshed out, but as I said, with the exception of Miller's Flash, none of the characters who hadn't been previously-introduced had any real development. Momoa's Aquaman came across as a self-absorbed jackass with mommy issues, and Cyborg felt more like a plot device than an actual character as, apart from the fact that he was saved from almost certain death and turned into a robot-human hybrid, we the viewers are told next to nothing about him. Fisher gave the role his best, but the script gave him precious little to work with, and as a result, the laughable rendering of his mechanized body was all the more conspicuous.
Sadly, not even Affleck's Batman was exempted from some shockingly shoddy treatment. His lack of superpowers was repeatedly pointed out, and instead of him saving the team's bacon with his brains and tactical capability, as he regularly does in the comics, all he brought to the table here was the tech that the Wayne fortune could buy. It kind of grated on me that there was even a sequence in which Cyborg described Batman as an "asshole," and not because of Bruce's fabled aloofness, but because he was, in that sequence, actually being an asshole. Even Affleck, who managed to turn in a respectable performance in BvS, looked distinctly uninterested in playing this character again. That feels profoundly wrong; Batman was WB's bread and butter for years, and yet Snyder et al seem all too willing to trample all over him in favor of their newer, more colorful heroes.
What probably peeved me the most was a moment in the film in which the team experienced a collective brain fart and basically handed a decisive advantage to the bad guy. I won't spoil it but suffice it to say that it wouldn't have caused them that much trouble to pick up a certain item before they went to meet a certain someone, especially given the importance of that item. It's one of those really irritating moments in which the plot moves forward simply because the heroes are morons. It felt like egregiously lazy writing.
This film, while an improvement over BvS, is definitely a step down from Wonder Woman which, whatever its flaws, was still a solid piece of entertainment. Unlike that film, which felt very much like Patty Jenkins' vision, albeit with a few studio tweaks here and there, this film has the fingerprints of studio executives all over it.
While the box office grosses of this movie have left a lingering question mark over the future of the DCEU as a shared universe, I, for one, still hope that Matt Reeves' Batman solo movie gets made, and becomes the home run people expect it to be. After the raw deal WB gave Batman with this movie, they owe the character, who's raked in billions for them over the years, at least that much.
6.5/10
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Art Imitating Art and Oh So Well: A Review of Loving Vincent
directed by Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman
written by Kobiela, Welchman and Jacek Dehnel
It's not often one gets to see a truly extraordinary piece of work unfold on the big screen, and I count myself fortunate that I was able to catch one such piece, the astonishing independent animated film Loving Vincent, before it's banished from theaters in favor of some blockbuster du jour.
The film, which boasts the distinction of being the world's first fully-painted feature length animated film, tells a story set a year after the death of renowned Dutch painter Vincent Van Gogh (Anastazja Seweryn), using people who were actually the subjects of his paintings. Armand Roulin (Douglas Booth), the son of Van Gogh's postman Joseph Roulin (Chris O'Dowd) is tasked with delivering Vincent Van Gogh's last letter to his brother, Theo (Bartlomiej Sroka). Reluctant at first, Armand agrees when his father explains why it is important that this letter be delivered personally after a failed attempt to mail it. Armand learns from one of Van Gogh's acquaintances, Julien "Pere" Tanguy (John Sessions) that Theo has passed away as well, but it then occurs to Armand to take the letter to Dr. Gachet (Jerome Flynn), the physician who attended to Van Gogh just before his death. As Armand travels to the small rural village where Van Gogh met his end, he learns many things about Van Gogh and the circumstances that surrounded both the last few days of his life and his actual death, all of which challenge many of the notions he once had about the man.
It's impossible to describe this film without some form of superlative. The technique with which it was made, which makes use of live-action photography, some computer-generated imagery, and, most importantly, actual oil painting, is nothing short of amazing, and watching the scenes unfold is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing the art of a master like Van Gogh come to vivid life. Filmmakers Kobiela and Welchman, rather than simply use computers to simulate the effect of paintings come to life, went with a decidedly more difficult, but at the same time more striking approach. Sure, actors like Douglas Booth and Saoirse Ronan (as Marguerite Gachet, another of Van Gogh's subjects) needed to lend their likenesses and performances, but it's the painstaking work of the 100 or so painters that sets this film apart. These incredible images create a transcendent experience, and elevate the film from some art house murder/mystery about the death of an artist almost as renowned for his mental illness (for how else would you describe someone who chopped off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute as a gift) as he was for his craft to something that will be remembered for years.
The script, however, isn't quite as strong as I would have wanted to it be; the attempt to reconstruct Van Gogh's death from multiple points of view, has a vaguely hackneyed feel to it, even though Booth, who was last seen as an evil intergalactic prince trying to harvest earthlings for beauty care products in the Wachowskis' wretched flop Jupiter Ascending, tries his level best to engage the audience in the mystery he is investigating. Ultimately, it is the script that lets Booth and the rest of the cast down as it comes to a conclusion that feels a bit more sentimental than satisfactory. The movie's treacly climax and denouement feel distinctly disappointing after all the buildup.
All that said, thanks to solid performances by a great cast and the mind-blowing work of the painters who brought this movie to such colorful life, it's relatively easy to forgive these narrative shortcomings. It is a visual experience unlike any other, ably abetted by heartfelt performances and a stirring musical score by Clint Mansell.
This is a movie that has to be seen to be believed, and the Herculean efforts of those involved deserve utmost recognition. I hope this movie is at least nominated for an Oscar.
8/10
written by Kobiela, Welchman and Jacek Dehnel
It's not often one gets to see a truly extraordinary piece of work unfold on the big screen, and I count myself fortunate that I was able to catch one such piece, the astonishing independent animated film Loving Vincent, before it's banished from theaters in favor of some blockbuster du jour.
The film, which boasts the distinction of being the world's first fully-painted feature length animated film, tells a story set a year after the death of renowned Dutch painter Vincent Van Gogh (Anastazja Seweryn), using people who were actually the subjects of his paintings. Armand Roulin (Douglas Booth), the son of Van Gogh's postman Joseph Roulin (Chris O'Dowd) is tasked with delivering Vincent Van Gogh's last letter to his brother, Theo (Bartlomiej Sroka). Reluctant at first, Armand agrees when his father explains why it is important that this letter be delivered personally after a failed attempt to mail it. Armand learns from one of Van Gogh's acquaintances, Julien "Pere" Tanguy (John Sessions) that Theo has passed away as well, but it then occurs to Armand to take the letter to Dr. Gachet (Jerome Flynn), the physician who attended to Van Gogh just before his death. As Armand travels to the small rural village where Van Gogh met his end, he learns many things about Van Gogh and the circumstances that surrounded both the last few days of his life and his actual death, all of which challenge many of the notions he once had about the man.
It's impossible to describe this film without some form of superlative. The technique with which it was made, which makes use of live-action photography, some computer-generated imagery, and, most importantly, actual oil painting, is nothing short of amazing, and watching the scenes unfold is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing the art of a master like Van Gogh come to vivid life. Filmmakers Kobiela and Welchman, rather than simply use computers to simulate the effect of paintings come to life, went with a decidedly more difficult, but at the same time more striking approach. Sure, actors like Douglas Booth and Saoirse Ronan (as Marguerite Gachet, another of Van Gogh's subjects) needed to lend their likenesses and performances, but it's the painstaking work of the 100 or so painters that sets this film apart. These incredible images create a transcendent experience, and elevate the film from some art house murder/mystery about the death of an artist almost as renowned for his mental illness (for how else would you describe someone who chopped off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute as a gift) as he was for his craft to something that will be remembered for years.
The script, however, isn't quite as strong as I would have wanted to it be; the attempt to reconstruct Van Gogh's death from multiple points of view, has a vaguely hackneyed feel to it, even though Booth, who was last seen as an evil intergalactic prince trying to harvest earthlings for beauty care products in the Wachowskis' wretched flop Jupiter Ascending, tries his level best to engage the audience in the mystery he is investigating. Ultimately, it is the script that lets Booth and the rest of the cast down as it comes to a conclusion that feels a bit more sentimental than satisfactory. The movie's treacly climax and denouement feel distinctly disappointing after all the buildup.
All that said, thanks to solid performances by a great cast and the mind-blowing work of the painters who brought this movie to such colorful life, it's relatively easy to forgive these narrative shortcomings. It is a visual experience unlike any other, ably abetted by heartfelt performances and a stirring musical score by Clint Mansell.
This is a movie that has to be seen to be believed, and the Herculean efforts of those involved deserve utmost recognition. I hope this movie is at least nominated for an Oscar.
8/10
Friday, October 27, 2017
So, How About Those Twists? (Thor: Ragnarok Edition...HEAVY SPOILERS)
As storytelling twists go, the Thor franchise, especially in relation to its siblings in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, has always been relatively light on shocking revelations. There's nothing in any of the individual films, including the new Thor: Ragnarok that is anywhere on the level of Captain America finding out that S.H.I.E.L.D. is secretly being run by HYDRA, or that Peter Parker's homecoming date was actually the daughter of his arch nemesis. The film does have its share of twists, though, and full credit goes to whoever cut the trailer for effectively masking a lot of key plot points. Obviously, they learned a lot from the "Terminator 2" school of how NOT to make a movie trailer.
The film reveals its first twist early: Hela is Thor's older sister who was banished for her ambition to basically conquer the entire galaxy. Anyone familiar with the comics and even Norse mythology will know that there's some strange familial connection between Hela and Loki; she's supposedly Loki's daughter, albeit of a past incarnation of Loki yadda yadda yadda. I was actually wondering how they planned to address this in the film, and truth be told I like the way they handled it; it's a lot less convoluted this way. It's not that big of a spoiler when one thinks about it, especially considering how early it was revealed in the film, but given that it was conscientiously concealed up until the film's release I suppose it does count as one.
The next major twist, one that goes hand-in-hand with the revelation of who Hela is, is that Odin, before his benevolent Allfather days, was in fact a warmongering, imperialistic sonofabitch who conquered the nine realms with his equally bloodthirsty daughter. This is revealed with great flourish when Hela destroys a Sistine-chapel-like fresco adorning the ceiling of Asgard's throne room depicting Odin and his sons, only to reveal a much older, Byzantine-like painting underneath which chronicles Odin's days of bloody conquest, in which Odin sports an imposing, antler-like helmet much like Hela's. If I may be honest, this was a bit of a wasted opportunity for me; it's been hinted in past installments that Odin was hardly the noble and benevolent ruler that his subjects believed him to be, that he had more than a few dark secrets. Hela and this grim past are easily among the darkest of his secrets, but Odin himself is no longer around to face the fallout, having disintegrated much, much earlier in the film. If nothing else, I would have loved to have seen Hopkins and Blanchett face off in a father-daughter confrontation. I get, however, that it may have upset the delicate balance in tone that Taika Waititi had achieved and so Odin turns into a more benign, Obi-Wan-Kenobi-like presence instead.
The final twist, that Thor would have to destroy Asgard in order to save it, was a pretty clever play on the usual cataclysmic superhero movie ending where the mission is to save the world from blowing up. It was akin to the clever climax of Doctor Strange in which the destruction of Hong Kong was played in reverse. Again, full credit goes to the guys who cut the trailer, who gave us all the impression that it was Hela who would blow up Asgard, when in fact it was not at all in her best interests to do so. I liked this twist, and the maturity of Thor's decision to essentially destroy his homeworld and to finally assume the mantle of King of Asgard. I also liked that the events of this movie did not leave him unscathed, as, aside from his haircut he loses an eye to Hela in their climactic battle. It was fitting to see him wearing an eye-patch, at the end of the film, as he finally accepted his birthright as the new Allfather.
There was at least one aspect of the film that didn't really sit well with me, though.
The manner in which the Warriors Three were dispatched, for example, left me kind of cold. Again, I imagine this was a question of not upsetting the film's tone, but for Thor's closest comrades-in-arms, at least, as they were described in the first film, to die such abrupt onscreen deaths, felt like a bit of a disservice to them. I was glad that at least Heimdall survived, at that Jamie Alexander's Sif, who does not appear in this film, was spared such an ignominious end. Overall, though, between the depictions (or non-depictions) of Odin, the Warriors Three, Heimdall and Sif, I really did get the sense of "Ragnarok," which translates loosely as the end of all things and the beginning of new ones, as Waititi clearly made it a point to discard old characters and bring in new ones.
Natalie Portman's Jane Foster, as well as her sidekicks Darcy and Selvig played by Kat Dennings and Stellan Skarsgard, are nowhere to be found, and to be honest, that's kind of a good thing.
For all of the absences, though, there were a couple of appearances that were riotous fun, like much ballyhooed Matt Damon cameo, in which Damon plays an Asgardian playing Loki in a play about his "death" in the last film. With Chris Hemsworth's brother Luke playing an Asgardian playing Thor, and Jurassic Park actor (and Waititi collaborator) Sam Neill playing an Asgardian playing Odin, the entire scene featuring the play was chock full of fun cameos. I don't know how often Marvel will be able to pull such high profile cameos like this off, but I would be so very glad if this is the start of a new trend for them.
I really want to see this movie again!
The film reveals its first twist early: Hela is Thor's older sister who was banished for her ambition to basically conquer the entire galaxy. Anyone familiar with the comics and even Norse mythology will know that there's some strange familial connection between Hela and Loki; she's supposedly Loki's daughter, albeit of a past incarnation of Loki yadda yadda yadda. I was actually wondering how they planned to address this in the film, and truth be told I like the way they handled it; it's a lot less convoluted this way. It's not that big of a spoiler when one thinks about it, especially considering how early it was revealed in the film, but given that it was conscientiously concealed up until the film's release I suppose it does count as one.
The next major twist, one that goes hand-in-hand with the revelation of who Hela is, is that Odin, before his benevolent Allfather days, was in fact a warmongering, imperialistic sonofabitch who conquered the nine realms with his equally bloodthirsty daughter. This is revealed with great flourish when Hela destroys a Sistine-chapel-like fresco adorning the ceiling of Asgard's throne room depicting Odin and his sons, only to reveal a much older, Byzantine-like painting underneath which chronicles Odin's days of bloody conquest, in which Odin sports an imposing, antler-like helmet much like Hela's. If I may be honest, this was a bit of a wasted opportunity for me; it's been hinted in past installments that Odin was hardly the noble and benevolent ruler that his subjects believed him to be, that he had more than a few dark secrets. Hela and this grim past are easily among the darkest of his secrets, but Odin himself is no longer around to face the fallout, having disintegrated much, much earlier in the film. If nothing else, I would have loved to have seen Hopkins and Blanchett face off in a father-daughter confrontation. I get, however, that it may have upset the delicate balance in tone that Taika Waititi had achieved and so Odin turns into a more benign, Obi-Wan-Kenobi-like presence instead.
The final twist, that Thor would have to destroy Asgard in order to save it, was a pretty clever play on the usual cataclysmic superhero movie ending where the mission is to save the world from blowing up. It was akin to the clever climax of Doctor Strange in which the destruction of Hong Kong was played in reverse. Again, full credit goes to the guys who cut the trailer, who gave us all the impression that it was Hela who would blow up Asgard, when in fact it was not at all in her best interests to do so. I liked this twist, and the maturity of Thor's decision to essentially destroy his homeworld and to finally assume the mantle of King of Asgard. I also liked that the events of this movie did not leave him unscathed, as, aside from his haircut he loses an eye to Hela in their climactic battle. It was fitting to see him wearing an eye-patch, at the end of the film, as he finally accepted his birthright as the new Allfather.
There was at least one aspect of the film that didn't really sit well with me, though.
The manner in which the Warriors Three were dispatched, for example, left me kind of cold. Again, I imagine this was a question of not upsetting the film's tone, but for Thor's closest comrades-in-arms, at least, as they were described in the first film, to die such abrupt onscreen deaths, felt like a bit of a disservice to them. I was glad that at least Heimdall survived, at that Jamie Alexander's Sif, who does not appear in this film, was spared such an ignominious end. Overall, though, between the depictions (or non-depictions) of Odin, the Warriors Three, Heimdall and Sif, I really did get the sense of "Ragnarok," which translates loosely as the end of all things and the beginning of new ones, as Waititi clearly made it a point to discard old characters and bring in new ones.
Natalie Portman's Jane Foster, as well as her sidekicks Darcy and Selvig played by Kat Dennings and Stellan Skarsgard, are nowhere to be found, and to be honest, that's kind of a good thing.
For all of the absences, though, there were a couple of appearances that were riotous fun, like much ballyhooed Matt Damon cameo, in which Damon plays an Asgardian playing Loki in a play about his "death" in the last film. With Chris Hemsworth's brother Luke playing an Asgardian playing Thor, and Jurassic Park actor (and Waititi collaborator) Sam Neill playing an Asgardian playing Odin, the entire scene featuring the play was chock full of fun cameos. I don't know how often Marvel will be able to pull such high profile cameos like this off, but I would be so very glad if this is the start of a new trend for them.
I really want to see this movie again!
Thursday, October 26, 2017
The "Thor" Movie We've All Been Waiting For: A Spoiler-Free Review of Thor: Ragnarok
directed by Taika Waititi
written by Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost
Six years after Marvel Studios introduced Chris Hemsworth to audiences as Thor, the God of Thunder, and four years after the mildly entertaining but ultimately forgettable sequel, indie film director Taika Waititi (Hunt for the Wilderpeople) delivers what many of us may have started to believe we would never see: a truly exceptional Thor movie.
The movie starts out with Thor neutralizing a serious threat to Asgard, only to finally discover the ruse that his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has been maintaining since the end of the last movie: he was pretending to be the Allfather Odin (Anthony Hopkins). Thor and Loki journey to Earth, where they find the real Odin, who informs them of a threat that could consume all of Asgard: the wicked, insanely powerful Hela, who shows up shortly thereafter and, as has been widely seen in the trailers, destroys Thor's hammer. Knowing they are outmatched, Loki has himself and Thor summoned back to Asgard, only for Hela to knock them both out of the Bifrost in mid-transport en route to taking over all of Asgard. Thor finds himself on a strange junk-laden planet called Sakaar, where he is captured by the tough-as-nails, perpetually boozing Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) who brings him before the planet's loopy despot, the Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum), with whom Loki has aligned himself. The Grandmaster holds gladiatorial contests between various creatures from across the galaxy for fun, and tells Thor that he may leave, for as long as he defeats his champion. The complication, though, is that this champion happens to be none other than Thor's Avengers teammate the incredible Hulk, who, for some reason has not transformed back into Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) for quite some time. Thor will have to overcome this challenge, return to Asgard and defeat Hela if he is to have any hope of saving Asgard.
The problem that has bedeviled the Thor standalone franchise since day one has been one of tone. The concept itself, i.e. space Vikings interacting with earthlings is just so inherently ridiculous that it's not really possible to do one of these films with a completely straight face. Kenneth Branagh's first film represented a pretty strong effort to address this problem, but even though the film was a good enough introduction to the character, the tonal problem persisted. The second film seemed content to coast on the success of the first, and of the massive success of The Avengers.
With this film, it genuinely feels as though the brain trust at Marvel sat down with their quirky director and really tried to address the problem, and their solution, which was to turn the absurdity of it up to 11, is a total winner.
I've noticed, reading even the glowing reviews, that there have been a few gripes about how Waititi's off-kilter vision is spoiled by the "generic" superhero aspects of the story, basically lamenting that the whole Hela/Asgard aspect of the film weighs down the wacky joy of Thor's and Hulk's hi-jinks on the planet Sakaar. I basically think they're reading it wrong. Introducing Hela into the story is a natural progression for this particular franchise; anyone with even a passing knowledge of the Thor comic book mythology knows how crucial Hela is to the whole narrative, and goodness knows the fan community had been waiting for her long enough (certainly more than they were for the utterly forgettable Malekith from the second film). In short, bringing Hela to the big screen was always a question not of if, but of when...and HOW. To my mind, having Cate Blanchett breathe life into one of Thor's iconic villains was exactly the way Marvel needed to go, but then there was still the aspect of Ragnarok being a bit of a downer. Make no mistake: as fun as this movie is, Hela gets to be Hela, the goddess of death, and racks up an appropriate body count. Anyone looking to bring small children should bear that in mind; the movie has its fair share of extremely violent moments. Could audiences have sat through two and a half hours of that? Of course not. Marvel might not even have made their coveted PG-13 rating, no matter how bloodless the various skewering scenes may have been.
And that's where Waititi's demented re-imagining of the popular 2006 Hulk story line "Planet Hulk" basically comes in and completely saves the day. It's the perfect counterweight to the grim cataclysm that is Hela, but at the same time would make little to no sense without it. Blanchett's Hela is still a wicked delight but could not have been this enjoyable had we watched her rain terror down upon on our Asgardian heroes throughout the entire film, which is why Sakaar, led by Jeff Goldblum's ultra-zany Grandmaster is exactly what the film needs to balance out that unrelenting grimness. On the other hand, without the urgency of the threat Hela posed, the film would have lost its emotional anchor and the craziness of Sakaar would have just felt a tad arbitrary. A delicate balancing act was required, and Waititi absolutely nailed it. In the 80s-flavored neon-colored Sakaar sequences, even the requisite CGI comes to life in a way that hasn't been seen before. There's a real joy in seeing Thor and Hulk dressed up as gladiators, exchanging some real haymakers; it's what many of us have been yearning for since their very, VERY brief exchange of fisticuffs in The Avengers five long years ago. Also, I'm reasonably confident that the people who remember the mutant dog fight from the disastrous 2003 Hulk solo movie will take joy in seeing the jade giant taking on a giant canine in a fight that's actually entertaining this time.
In discarding both Thor's trademark hammer and long hair, Waititi symbolically discards things the character has long been associated with and effectively severs the entire franchise from narrative slog that could easily have bogged it down with a case of the dreaded threequel-itis. The transformation is more than just physical; Hemsworth takes the opportunity to play Thor very differently from the Shakespeare-esque, tragic figure he cut in the first movie and the square-jawed hero he played in the second. Ironically, this is where Hemsworth gets to let his proverbial hair down, and one can tell he's really having a great time here. He's got great onscreen chemistry with his newfound best bud Hulk, and his alter ego Bruce Banner. Even the normally scene-stealing Hiddleston as Loki takes a step back, playing it a little more straight this time so as to let Hemsworth do his thing, and to my mind, it works like a charm. Speaking of scene-stealers, franchise newcomer Tessa makes a fantastic first impression as the nameless Valkyrie, a legendary warrior with a dark secret. She's a hell of a character, just brimming with potential, and I quite appreciated that she wasn't there to "hook up" with anyone. The shot of her striding in slow motion from a crashed spaceship, her trusty sword Dragonfang in hand, towards an army of undead Asgardians, is, as tiresome as this description may be, genuinely epic. Waititi himself turns in an inspired motion-captured cameo as the alien rock character Korg.
Not all of the cast are quite so memorable; Anthony Hopkins returns as Odin, and while his acting here is a genuine improvement over his phoned-in performance in the last film, it still falls far short of his striking turn as the Allfather in the first film. He does have a wickedly funny moment when he's playing Loki playing Odin, but that is all too brief. Also, the talented Karl Urban feels a little wasted as Asgardian ne'er-do-well-turned-henchman Skurge, though he does have a memorable moment involving two M-16 assault rifles. Idris Elba's Heimdall may be sporting a new look and a new sense of purpose, i.e. keeping Asgard's citizens safe from Hela, but he still feels like window-dressing. And the less said about the Warriors Three (Ray Stevenson as Volstagg, Zachary Levi as Fandrall, and Tadanobu Asano as Hogun), the better. Still, there does seem to be some consistency here with the general theme of out with the old, in with the new.
In the end, what's most noteworthy is that this isn't the Thor we have come to know; this is something genuinely, remarkably different, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is very much the better for it.
8.5/10
written by Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost
Six years after Marvel Studios introduced Chris Hemsworth to audiences as Thor, the God of Thunder, and four years after the mildly entertaining but ultimately forgettable sequel, indie film director Taika Waititi (Hunt for the Wilderpeople) delivers what many of us may have started to believe we would never see: a truly exceptional Thor movie.
The movie starts out with Thor neutralizing a serious threat to Asgard, only to finally discover the ruse that his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has been maintaining since the end of the last movie: he was pretending to be the Allfather Odin (Anthony Hopkins). Thor and Loki journey to Earth, where they find the real Odin, who informs them of a threat that could consume all of Asgard: the wicked, insanely powerful Hela, who shows up shortly thereafter and, as has been widely seen in the trailers, destroys Thor's hammer. Knowing they are outmatched, Loki has himself and Thor summoned back to Asgard, only for Hela to knock them both out of the Bifrost in mid-transport en route to taking over all of Asgard. Thor finds himself on a strange junk-laden planet called Sakaar, where he is captured by the tough-as-nails, perpetually boozing Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) who brings him before the planet's loopy despot, the Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum), with whom Loki has aligned himself. The Grandmaster holds gladiatorial contests between various creatures from across the galaxy for fun, and tells Thor that he may leave, for as long as he defeats his champion. The complication, though, is that this champion happens to be none other than Thor's Avengers teammate the incredible Hulk, who, for some reason has not transformed back into Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) for quite some time. Thor will have to overcome this challenge, return to Asgard and defeat Hela if he is to have any hope of saving Asgard.
The problem that has bedeviled the Thor standalone franchise since day one has been one of tone. The concept itself, i.e. space Vikings interacting with earthlings is just so inherently ridiculous that it's not really possible to do one of these films with a completely straight face. Kenneth Branagh's first film represented a pretty strong effort to address this problem, but even though the film was a good enough introduction to the character, the tonal problem persisted. The second film seemed content to coast on the success of the first, and of the massive success of The Avengers.
With this film, it genuinely feels as though the brain trust at Marvel sat down with their quirky director and really tried to address the problem, and their solution, which was to turn the absurdity of it up to 11, is a total winner.
I've noticed, reading even the glowing reviews, that there have been a few gripes about how Waititi's off-kilter vision is spoiled by the "generic" superhero aspects of the story, basically lamenting that the whole Hela/Asgard aspect of the film weighs down the wacky joy of Thor's and Hulk's hi-jinks on the planet Sakaar. I basically think they're reading it wrong. Introducing Hela into the story is a natural progression for this particular franchise; anyone with even a passing knowledge of the Thor comic book mythology knows how crucial Hela is to the whole narrative, and goodness knows the fan community had been waiting for her long enough (certainly more than they were for the utterly forgettable Malekith from the second film). In short, bringing Hela to the big screen was always a question not of if, but of when...and HOW. To my mind, having Cate Blanchett breathe life into one of Thor's iconic villains was exactly the way Marvel needed to go, but then there was still the aspect of Ragnarok being a bit of a downer. Make no mistake: as fun as this movie is, Hela gets to be Hela, the goddess of death, and racks up an appropriate body count. Anyone looking to bring small children should bear that in mind; the movie has its fair share of extremely violent moments. Could audiences have sat through two and a half hours of that? Of course not. Marvel might not even have made their coveted PG-13 rating, no matter how bloodless the various skewering scenes may have been.
And that's where Waititi's demented re-imagining of the popular 2006 Hulk story line "Planet Hulk" basically comes in and completely saves the day. It's the perfect counterweight to the grim cataclysm that is Hela, but at the same time would make little to no sense without it. Blanchett's Hela is still a wicked delight but could not have been this enjoyable had we watched her rain terror down upon on our Asgardian heroes throughout the entire film, which is why Sakaar, led by Jeff Goldblum's ultra-zany Grandmaster is exactly what the film needs to balance out that unrelenting grimness. On the other hand, without the urgency of the threat Hela posed, the film would have lost its emotional anchor and the craziness of Sakaar would have just felt a tad arbitrary. A delicate balancing act was required, and Waititi absolutely nailed it. In the 80s-flavored neon-colored Sakaar sequences, even the requisite CGI comes to life in a way that hasn't been seen before. There's a real joy in seeing Thor and Hulk dressed up as gladiators, exchanging some real haymakers; it's what many of us have been yearning for since their very, VERY brief exchange of fisticuffs in The Avengers five long years ago. Also, I'm reasonably confident that the people who remember the mutant dog fight from the disastrous 2003 Hulk solo movie will take joy in seeing the jade giant taking on a giant canine in a fight that's actually entertaining this time.
In discarding both Thor's trademark hammer and long hair, Waititi symbolically discards things the character has long been associated with and effectively severs the entire franchise from narrative slog that could easily have bogged it down with a case of the dreaded threequel-itis. The transformation is more than just physical; Hemsworth takes the opportunity to play Thor very differently from the Shakespeare-esque, tragic figure he cut in the first movie and the square-jawed hero he played in the second. Ironically, this is where Hemsworth gets to let his proverbial hair down, and one can tell he's really having a great time here. He's got great onscreen chemistry with his newfound best bud Hulk, and his alter ego Bruce Banner. Even the normally scene-stealing Hiddleston as Loki takes a step back, playing it a little more straight this time so as to let Hemsworth do his thing, and to my mind, it works like a charm. Speaking of scene-stealers, franchise newcomer Tessa makes a fantastic first impression as the nameless Valkyrie, a legendary warrior with a dark secret. She's a hell of a character, just brimming with potential, and I quite appreciated that she wasn't there to "hook up" with anyone. The shot of her striding in slow motion from a crashed spaceship, her trusty sword Dragonfang in hand, towards an army of undead Asgardians, is, as tiresome as this description may be, genuinely epic. Waititi himself turns in an inspired motion-captured cameo as the alien rock character Korg.
Not all of the cast are quite so memorable; Anthony Hopkins returns as Odin, and while his acting here is a genuine improvement over his phoned-in performance in the last film, it still falls far short of his striking turn as the Allfather in the first film. He does have a wickedly funny moment when he's playing Loki playing Odin, but that is all too brief. Also, the talented Karl Urban feels a little wasted as Asgardian ne'er-do-well-turned-henchman Skurge, though he does have a memorable moment involving two M-16 assault rifles. Idris Elba's Heimdall may be sporting a new look and a new sense of purpose, i.e. keeping Asgard's citizens safe from Hela, but he still feels like window-dressing. And the less said about the Warriors Three (Ray Stevenson as Volstagg, Zachary Levi as Fandrall, and Tadanobu Asano as Hogun), the better. Still, there does seem to be some consistency here with the general theme of out with the old, in with the new.
In the end, what's most noteworthy is that this isn't the Thor we have come to know; this is something genuinely, remarkably different, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is very much the better for it.
8.5/10
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Nothing is Awesome: A Review of the Lego Ninjago Movie
directed by Charlie Bean, Paul Fisher, Bob Logan
written by Too Many People
When The Lego Movie charmed the socks off of moviegoers three years ago, it did so through a combination of colorful, engaging visuals, crackling humor and a generous helping of sincerity. While I didn't see the spinoff/follow-up early this year called The Lego Batman movie, from the reviews and grosses it seems they replicated the formula, albeit to slightly less success. What mattered most, though was that through strong storytelling and heartfelt acting in both cases the filmmakers were able to get audiences to overlook the fact that at the end of the day, both movies were basically hour-and-a-half-long toy commercials.
With The Lego Ninjago Movie, however, they fell fall short of that goal.
Essentially an extended episode of the fairly popular television show on Cartoon Network, The Lego Ninjago movie tells the story of Lloyd (Dave Franco) and his friends the Ninjas (Fred Armisen, Michael Pena, Kumail Nanjiani, Abbi Jacobson and Zach Woods), who protect the city of Ninjago from the evil overlord Garmadon (Justin Theroux) who, in an unpleasant twist, also happens to be Lloyd's father. When Garmadon gets the upper hand on the Ninjas, they will have to dig deep, with the help of their mentor, Master Wu (Jackie Chan) to find the courage to save the day.
It's saddening that, only three movies in, the brain trust behind The Lego Movie has run out of steam creatively. The Lego Movie may have been ultimately geared toward selling toys, but at least back then they recognized that to get fannies in the seats, they had to tell a good story too. That wisdom appears to have been completely thrown out the window here. Save for a few jokes here and there about the nature of Lego pieces and despite the mightiest efforts of voice actors Franco and Theroux, the film is virtually devoid of wit and, even worse, of any heart. I mean, for crying out loud, when every henchman screams the oft-derided "Wilhelm" scream, one can't help but feel the filmmakers are basically on autopilot. I wasn't turned off so much by the lack of craft, because truth be told, there is still quite a bit of production value on display here. Rather, I was really just struck by the cynicism that pervades this film. It's really all about the bottom line, and there's barely any pretense to the contrary.
Each "Ninja" trots around in an elaborate Lego "mech" which is currently on sale at your favorite toy store. Basically, they couldn't have screamed "we want your cash" any louder if they'd actually written it into the dialogue.
My metaphorical hat goes off to Franco, Theroux and the motley cast of comedians WB cast for trying their darnedest to give some personality to this crassly commercial undertaking, but honestly, not even A-listers like Will Ferrell or Will Arnett could have saved this thing.
5.5/10
written by Too Many People
When The Lego Movie charmed the socks off of moviegoers three years ago, it did so through a combination of colorful, engaging visuals, crackling humor and a generous helping of sincerity. While I didn't see the spinoff/follow-up early this year called The Lego Batman movie, from the reviews and grosses it seems they replicated the formula, albeit to slightly less success. What mattered most, though was that through strong storytelling and heartfelt acting in both cases the filmmakers were able to get audiences to overlook the fact that at the end of the day, both movies were basically hour-and-a-half-long toy commercials.
With The Lego Ninjago Movie, however, they fell fall short of that goal.
Essentially an extended episode of the fairly popular television show on Cartoon Network, The Lego Ninjago movie tells the story of Lloyd (Dave Franco) and his friends the Ninjas (Fred Armisen, Michael Pena, Kumail Nanjiani, Abbi Jacobson and Zach Woods), who protect the city of Ninjago from the evil overlord Garmadon (Justin Theroux) who, in an unpleasant twist, also happens to be Lloyd's father. When Garmadon gets the upper hand on the Ninjas, they will have to dig deep, with the help of their mentor, Master Wu (Jackie Chan) to find the courage to save the day.
It's saddening that, only three movies in, the brain trust behind The Lego Movie has run out of steam creatively. The Lego Movie may have been ultimately geared toward selling toys, but at least back then they recognized that to get fannies in the seats, they had to tell a good story too. That wisdom appears to have been completely thrown out the window here. Save for a few jokes here and there about the nature of Lego pieces and despite the mightiest efforts of voice actors Franco and Theroux, the film is virtually devoid of wit and, even worse, of any heart. I mean, for crying out loud, when every henchman screams the oft-derided "Wilhelm" scream, one can't help but feel the filmmakers are basically on autopilot. I wasn't turned off so much by the lack of craft, because truth be told, there is still quite a bit of production value on display here. Rather, I was really just struck by the cynicism that pervades this film. It's really all about the bottom line, and there's barely any pretense to the contrary.
Each "Ninja" trots around in an elaborate Lego "mech" which is currently on sale at your favorite toy store. Basically, they couldn't have screamed "we want your cash" any louder if they'd actually written it into the dialogue.
My metaphorical hat goes off to Franco, Theroux and the motley cast of comedians WB cast for trying their darnedest to give some personality to this crassly commercial undertaking, but honestly, not even A-listers like Will Ferrell or Will Arnett could have saved this thing.
5.5/10
Saturday, August 26, 2017
Tearing Up Amsterdam: A Review of The Hitman's Bodyguard
directed by Patrick Hughes
written by Tom O'Connor
Some time ago, somebody came up with the bright idea to cast Samuel L. Jackson as a foul-mouthed hitman in a buddy movie which featured a conversation about Amsterdam called Pulp Fiction, which turned out to be a brilliant movie. Twenty-odd years later, Jackson has been cast in yet another buddy movie as a foul-mouthed hitman, this time actually in Amsterdam, alongside Ryan Reynolds, star of the wildly successful Deadpool and therefore no stranger to hyper-violent, foul-mouthed action movies himself. What could possibly go wrong? As it turns out, plenty.
Reynolds plays Michael Bryce, a former Central Intelligence Agency operative who, at the beginning of the film, runs his own very successful personal protection service until one of his prized clients, a Japanese arms dealer, is killed just as his plane is about to take off. Years later, Michael is accepting whatever work he can find to eke out a living, albeit still a very dangerous one. His ex-girlfriend Amelia (Elodie Yung), who works at Interpol, has just been assigned to escort infamous hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) a key witness in the trial of the despotic Belarusian President Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), from his prison in England to the Hague in the Netherlands, where he is set to testify in exchange for the freedom of his wife Sonia (Salma Hayek). When her convoy is ambushed and her entire detail wiped out, she can only think of one man up to the task of bringing Kincaid to the trial alive.
The problem of this film is essentially one of tone. I read it was conceived originally as a drama and then re-purposed into a comedy (which, let's face it, with a title like that, was the only way to go), and it shows. The film features gut-wrenching violence but, unlike Reynolds' Deadpool, which had its tongue firmly in its cheek the whole time, alternates between comedy and utter seriousness and fails to juggle the two. The problem is that the "serious" stuff feels like it was done in extremely bad taste; the bad guy's use of a truck bomb at a time when vehicles have been repeatedly used as tools of terrorist attacks feels utterly insensitive, and even the violence that was supposed to be vaguely funny like Ryan Reynolds' Bryce being tortured by jumper cables attached to a wet towel around his head, just wasn't. Also, if the drastically shifting tone was meant to be some kind of storytelling innovation, it fell short of the mark, especially considering the number of action movie cliches director Patrick Hughes and screenwriter Tom O'Connor leaned on throughout the film. Jackson's and Reynolds' onscreen chemistry is the only bright spot in this film, but even that feels weighed down by a horrible script. Clearly these guys were just hired to trot out Jules-lite and Deadpool-lite, and they delivered on that front, even though their performances felt like poor facsimiles of their best work. Jackson quite literally recycled on one of his lines from Pulp Fiction, quite possibly at the urging of the director.
It was really quite disappointing, especially since I walked into this movie with minimal expectations and largely on the strength of the marketing, which made hilarious parodies of the Kevin Costner-Whitney Houston smash hit from 1992, The Bodyguard, ranging from the extensive use of Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" in the trailers to a movie poster which replicated the one from the older movie, except with Reynolds carrying Jackson. The thing is, every now and again there are flashes of the movie I was hoping to see when I walked in; sometimes the humor works, and some of the action sequences are pretty interesting, particularly an extended chase scene involving a speed boat, SUVs and a motorcycle. But it's all weighed down by the "serious" plot which is premised on the notion that prosecutor of the International Criminal Court is a complete moron who would pin all his hopes for convicting Dukhovich on a single witness, as well as the numerous eye-roll inducing cliches peppered throughout the story.
Clearly, though, Reynolds and Jackson were in it for the paycheck; here's hoping that they get back to making good movies soon.
5/10
written by Tom O'Connor
Some time ago, somebody came up with the bright idea to cast Samuel L. Jackson as a foul-mouthed hitman in a buddy movie which featured a conversation about Amsterdam called Pulp Fiction, which turned out to be a brilliant movie. Twenty-odd years later, Jackson has been cast in yet another buddy movie as a foul-mouthed hitman, this time actually in Amsterdam, alongside Ryan Reynolds, star of the wildly successful Deadpool and therefore no stranger to hyper-violent, foul-mouthed action movies himself. What could possibly go wrong? As it turns out, plenty.
Reynolds plays Michael Bryce, a former Central Intelligence Agency operative who, at the beginning of the film, runs his own very successful personal protection service until one of his prized clients, a Japanese arms dealer, is killed just as his plane is about to take off. Years later, Michael is accepting whatever work he can find to eke out a living, albeit still a very dangerous one. His ex-girlfriend Amelia (Elodie Yung), who works at Interpol, has just been assigned to escort infamous hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) a key witness in the trial of the despotic Belarusian President Dukhovich (Gary Oldman), from his prison in England to the Hague in the Netherlands, where he is set to testify in exchange for the freedom of his wife Sonia (Salma Hayek). When her convoy is ambushed and her entire detail wiped out, she can only think of one man up to the task of bringing Kincaid to the trial alive.
The problem of this film is essentially one of tone. I read it was conceived originally as a drama and then re-purposed into a comedy (which, let's face it, with a title like that, was the only way to go), and it shows. The film features gut-wrenching violence but, unlike Reynolds' Deadpool, which had its tongue firmly in its cheek the whole time, alternates between comedy and utter seriousness and fails to juggle the two. The problem is that the "serious" stuff feels like it was done in extremely bad taste; the bad guy's use of a truck bomb at a time when vehicles have been repeatedly used as tools of terrorist attacks feels utterly insensitive, and even the violence that was supposed to be vaguely funny like Ryan Reynolds' Bryce being tortured by jumper cables attached to a wet towel around his head, just wasn't. Also, if the drastically shifting tone was meant to be some kind of storytelling innovation, it fell short of the mark, especially considering the number of action movie cliches director Patrick Hughes and screenwriter Tom O'Connor leaned on throughout the film. Jackson's and Reynolds' onscreen chemistry is the only bright spot in this film, but even that feels weighed down by a horrible script. Clearly these guys were just hired to trot out Jules-lite and Deadpool-lite, and they delivered on that front, even though their performances felt like poor facsimiles of their best work. Jackson quite literally recycled on one of his lines from Pulp Fiction, quite possibly at the urging of the director.
It was really quite disappointing, especially since I walked into this movie with minimal expectations and largely on the strength of the marketing, which made hilarious parodies of the Kevin Costner-Whitney Houston smash hit from 1992, The Bodyguard, ranging from the extensive use of Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" in the trailers to a movie poster which replicated the one from the older movie, except with Reynolds carrying Jackson. The thing is, every now and again there are flashes of the movie I was hoping to see when I walked in; sometimes the humor works, and some of the action sequences are pretty interesting, particularly an extended chase scene involving a speed boat, SUVs and a motorcycle. But it's all weighed down by the "serious" plot which is premised on the notion that prosecutor of the International Criminal Court is a complete moron who would pin all his hopes for convicting Dukhovich on a single witness, as well as the numerous eye-roll inducing cliches peppered throughout the story.
Clearly, though, Reynolds and Jackson were in it for the paycheck; here's hoping that they get back to making good movies soon.
5/10
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